Wow, what an Election Night! I can’t believe how [quickly it was called/they still haven’t counted all the ballots]. I had my suspicions but I didn’t know that [AZ/TX/GA/FL/NC/PA/OH/MI/WI/MN/some other dumb state] would be the deciding factor in this [close/blowout] election in favor of [Biden/Trump]. It’s a [good/bad] thing that…

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